The EPL on ESPN

I heard it was coming but didn’t really process it. I always felt like To Wong Fu was the party that your parents threw for you and Pricilla Queen of the Desert was the party you threw when your parents were out of town. MLS is To Wong Fu. I think that the EPL will take soccer from meh to viewed. It’s a better product than we are used to in the US and now it’s on ESPN. You will watch. You have to. It’s on in bars. You have 367 channels. Tune to TBS. TNT. NBC. You can’t can you. (no question mark, it’s more of a statement). Now tune to ESPN. See. You will watch.

P.S. I am not… not that there’s anything wrong with it.

Well, I didn’t get to it on Tuesday…

But I do want to get to that Beekeeper profile. As to Arkansas, I think they’re this years Ole Miss. Mallet had gaudy numbers last year but only when playing the bully. He never broke 40% completion against the top four defenses on their schedule. 7 points vs. Bama + 9,342,457 points vs. Arkansas State = avg. that makes national pundits throw up “darkhorse” all over various media.