ESPN Pet Peeve #56
Posted by The Heffalump on September 14, 2008
Dear Commentators who should be called Commenters,
Stop calling it a rock. It’s a football. Calling it rock doesn’t give you street cred. You went to college (tOSU, yes, yes, we know.) You wear a suit to work. Hell some of you wear that creepy three button European military style three button suit. If it’s an insecurity thing, meet us halfway and call it a “footrock.” I’m cool (see how I use the kiddie lingo too sometimes) with that.
